Perez Lies About Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz

One of my favorite sites PerezRevenge, published a letter from one of their readers a couple of weeks ago outing Perez for making up big FAT lies. Again!

This time he makes out that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are having sex in ways that God did not intend us to… If you know what I mean… What kind of depraved level has Perez sunk to now? Does he not care that the people he derides have feelings and lives to? They may be celebrities but they deserve the same human rights we expect for ourselves.

How far will he go and for how long will the masses keep lapping up these rediculous lies? PerezRevenge has all the details of what went down, so head on over and check them out.

For my part I’m pretty sure Perez has made a pact with the Devil. It’s the only rational explanation for him achieving such notoriety while spouting ridiculous misstruths and spreading filth.

The down side of such a pact is, of course, the ultimate flame grilling you get at the end of it all…

Funniest Hair – Sculpted Afro Cap

I was in the mood to head down to the salon and refresh my look, you know, give myself a bit of a make-over.

Well I started off where  all good research begins,  with a good google! And look what turned up! funny hair!

I gotta say this is the best hair-do I have ever seen. So creative. I wonder how long it took to grow that!

I guess not just anyone can sculpt an afro in that way – I’ll check with my hair dresser but I don’t think I’ll be able to pull it off sadly…

Can anyone else recommend a new hair style for me?

Perezed Loves Table Tennis

A little known fact about me is that I love table tennis. When the Olympics we’re on I was absolutely glued to the TV and had no time to do any celebrity blogging at all! Table tennis originated in England in the 1800’s, but has been adopted by many cultures, especially the Chinese, who cleaned up at the 2008 Olympics.

In my day I played for a State team before life became so gay and internet based. I’m throwing in a couple of  table tennis clips for your viewing pleasure I used to playa little like these talented fellows ^^ I kid you not. I could move 15 feet back from the table and still return a speed volley.

Josiah Leming Making A Come Back?

American Idol Josiah Leming is still going strong.

For those of you who have not caught up with his latest antics I think you should.

Lets face it, He’s an Emo. I guess we’ll let him off the hook for now – the kid’s had some major ups and downs in the past 12 months with his mother being sick with cancer, living in his car and all those other hurdles Josiah has had to climb over.  Still we can’t feel too sorry for him with some of his videos getting a million views on YouTube, looks like he’s set to become a houshold name. Pretty good for an Idol reject.

Perez What On Earth Are You Doing Mate?

The New York Times has just reported that our buddy Perez Hilton is trying to sue perezrevenge.com.

What the hell are you doing mate? We thought you we’re an alright guy!

And look how happy he is in the photo – you can just see him thinking “I LOVE To Sue People!”.

perezrevenge.com is the little guy in this David and Goliath struggle – I am heart broken that Perez would stoop this low.

Leave it alone Perez you are already valued at 50 Mil. You don’t need this.

What do the rest of you think about this? Should Perez just back off and let PerezRevenge keep publishing?

Fixing ColorPaper Theme For WordPress 2.7

Well this post doubles as my welcome note to my new site – you may know me, I’m a celebrity blogger called Perezed Hilton, but this is my private site where I share stuff with you, my pet dislikes, fantasies, things I like to buy and then use when I’m alone… you know what I mean.

Anyway I really want to put a big shout out to Noggin who solved the problem of this beautiful ColorPaper WordPress theme not working with the latest WordPress 2.7!

Great work Noggin! Looks like Noggin also develops some great Mac Software.

And a big ups to my homies over at SmashingMagazine for publishing this theme and bringing it to the masses.

I also want to state my awe for the folks at http://www.freethemelayouts.com/ who designed this WordPress masterpiece and also some others – a collection of super duper wordpress themes.